Nobody ever promised you quality.

Dailyish
The "daily" updates begin — October 15, 1997
By the Grace of Betty — January 2, 1998
Early Evan courtship; lipstick-eating — February 11, 1998
Andrew reveals a nasty secret — March 2, 1998
Lesbionic cocoa — March 31, 1998
Neil Meredith eats bunnies, says Ethan — April 7, 1998
Squirrel Flash — April 25, 1998
Betty likes Fugazi — April 26, 1998
Dinner with dead people — May 27, 1998
Fish Killa, the original and poisson-morte redux. — Summer 1998
Victoria's Whitey Secret — July 7, 1998
E-mail matchy game — July 28, 1998
Fieger, bustiness, cheesecake by Evan. — August 6, 1998
Tho-tha-tho-tha-thong. — September 1, 1998
My sixth grade newspaper career. — December 21, 1998
Operation: Schlongdraw — February 25, 1999
Krispy Kreme haiku — August 1, 1999
Gene/Jean Simmons — December 17, 1999

Regulars
I auditioned for Jeopardy!
Partying with pornographers
Squirrel Fishing
The Winter of my Discontent
Horace the Poorly Drawn Cat... in LSAT MADNESS

That is all. Thank you and good night.