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I'm into randomly proposing to females I find on the Internet. So that being said, here goes: will you marry me? ...

(snip - marriage plans, Quake 2 stuff, etc)

... If you turn me down, then be warned; I may do something drastic like going on a ten-city shooting spree. I'm really unstable that way. Actually, I probably wouldn't do that, but damnit I'd do something bad, like littering or sticking my gum under a desk.

Posting on mailing list from old workplace
Just think how easily movies can affect us emotionally, and to live through the real thing would have to be ten times worse, but of course you wouldn't have the background music. Sometimes I wish our lives had background music, it would be sort of entertaining. Sometimes I make up my own background music. My roommate, on travels in England
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The Canadian Gourmet

Oh, Annie, you could throw a rock here and hit a cute boy. But then again you could throw a rock and hit a rather scary one too! Creepy internet boy from Ivy League school
Rosie is a riot...she was looking for Dad last night. I also hold her as #1 suspect in two bird deaths..a robin & a cardinal. Dad said it could have been a different cat, but I wonder, as they were both close to the house.

Ex-boyfriend

I know many of you have that casual, relaxed kind of GQ look going for you, while some of you prefer the very cool Gen-X\Gen-Next kind of image, BUT... while working in the lab *please* neatly tuck in your golden shirts. The idea is to look neat and professional. Hopefully this is the last I'll have to say about this! Mommie Dearest
I'm cooking chicken, must run, I'm simmering it in coke

Somebody who obviously has not read my page