Je ne crois pas que tu sois une weirdo, ou alors d'une weirdness absolument charmante. J'aimerais bien que tu m'en dises un peu plus sur toi...
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Last night, Miss J and I were in line to see
Lord of the Rings. I was wearing my Camper shoes (I tried to find a picture, but they are black with a red felt heart on the left foot, a red felt diamond on the right). The man in front of us said, "Hey! Are those CAMPERS?" with the pep of a Mentos actor. He seemed faint when I told him how much I'd paid for them ($20) and then the whole exchange became a Value City commercial.
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We had a potluck today. I made curried lentils and couscous with dried cranberries. It was tasty, but nobody else had any! I slyly looked at all of the plates, and apparently nobody loves a vegan treat. Everybody does love Cheetos, though.
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Albums Lumbergh Played Loudly and Repeatedly Today:
1.
A Very Snoopy Christmas
2.
An Ally McBeal Christmas
3. Kenny G Christmas album
(I see the Destiny's Child holiday perilously near her desk...)