No, Moz, you are not the Jock Reader, unless I've seen you on the bus. Jock Reader is a nice, "normal" type guy who I used to see on the bus every morning. He looked very much like a "hey brah" guy, but had all sorts of funny observations about books.
I haven't washed my hair in almost three days. I keep having these hurried mornings, and instead of busting out my lame drugstore shampoo (that's another story, the moral of which is that being cheap is a waste of time and money), I just switch my part around a little bit. "Nobody will ever know!" I tell the mirror. The cats meow in agreement.
Cleaning out my old directories, if anybody wants a peek... This rabbit was supposed to have little arms, but instead, it looks like she has saggy bunnyboobs. Ben's birthday. Another rabbit. You may remember him from the "Bunnies Need Love" sticker series (ca. 1997-98). Portrait of the artist as a young woman (at home, before learning the difference between gifs and jpegs). Yet another bunny—this must have been during the time I really wanted a pet bunny. Frat boy/squirrel. Intentionally bad banners for Andrew. Early Michigan Fest page. And of course, our celebrity friends Bea Arthur, Bob Saget, and Billy Ray Cyrus.
I haven't washed my hair in almost three days. I keep having these hurried mornings, and instead of busting out my lame drugstore shampoo (that's another story, the moral of which is that being cheap is a waste of time and money), I just switch my part around a little bit. "Nobody will ever know!" I tell the mirror. The cats meow in agreement.
Cleaning out my old directories, if anybody wants a peek... This rabbit was supposed to have little arms, but instead, it looks like she has saggy bunnyboobs. Ben's birthday. Another rabbit. You may remember him from the "Bunnies Need Love" sticker series (ca. 1997-98). Portrait of the artist as a young woman (at home, before learning the difference between gifs and jpegs). Yet another bunny—this must have been during the time I really wanted a pet bunny. Frat boy/squirrel. Intentionally bad banners for Andrew. Early Michigan Fest page. And of course, our celebrity friends Bea Arthur, Bob Saget, and Billy Ray Cyrus.
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