"Girl, hello! Look at that haircut. You look better than Jenny Jones!" —StreetWise vendor outside Dominick's. And later: "Oh, you have a good night. Y
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"Girl, hello! Look at that haircut. You look better than Jenny Jones!" —StreetWise vendor outside Dominick's. And later: "Oh, you have a good night. Yeah. You look better than Jennifer Lopez." Why does this man like to compare people to various Jennifers? And does he think that it's a great compliment to tell passersby that they look better than a tacky talk show host?
Something is wrong. I'm not able to breathe deeply, even normally. I have to take short, spiked breaths. Otherwise, I get a sharp pain in my left rib/lung area. It feels the way your belly feels if you've run too fast. Hell to get old. There. All better now.
Also, that's not meant as a symbolic emotional response. I really do get these odd chest pains every now and then, but going to the doctor seems like such a hassle. Unless it's Dr. Kamel. She is the coolest doctor and I would pay to see her. Oh, wait, I do. Never mind.
Something is wrong. I'm not able to breathe deeply, even normally. I have to take short, spiked breaths. Otherwise, I get a sharp pain in my left rib/lung area. It feels the way your belly feels if you've run too fast. Hell to get old. There. All better now.
Also, that's not meant as a symbolic emotional response. I really do get these odd chest pains every now and then, but going to the doctor seems like such a hassle. Unless it's Dr. Kamel. She is the coolest doctor and I would pay to see her. Oh, wait, I do. Never mind.
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