those jeans that have the weathered, bleached look on the thighs and rear
zebra print
fanny pack (I saw a Miu Miu fanny pack at a resale shop. Even at $5 it was too much)
padded brassiere
trucker hat
"jelly kelly" tote bag
neon anything
pleated pants
fishnet gloves
tommy hilfiger clothing
shorts (I wore them as a child, but that is different)
uggs
tube tops (impossible due to gravity)
nine west shoes (cheap, pinchy)
girdle