Owlie and I nickname people. That in itself doesn't seem too strange, but it is a bit dumb that even when we know these people, we refer to them by their code names. Additionally ridiculous: with the exception of one female, we do not code-name girls and women. Here is a partial list of this year's nicknames.
diesel boy: more of a man, really, but this sounds better. has shaggy hair and really does look like he should be wearing overpriced denim. no relation to lame-o pop-punk band of same name.
tuxedo boy: wears tuxedos around town. is charming in an oddball way, like me, and disarmingly beautiful, unlike me.
pigpen: the tenant in our apartment who hasn't moved his schtuff out. he is the biggest slob on the planet, with a nest full of hippy shit and uncleaned cat litter boxes.
the (un)happy little elf: boy who looks like an extra in lord of the rings; is misanthropic and hard to read.
gary sinise: big-time flirt who really does look like the actor. humantorch and max fischer have said that gary sinise looks like a tool. their words, not mine.
max fischer: our friend looks eerily like the star of rushmore. he is such a nice boy.
teach: crazy guy who danced on chic-a-go-go with us. he was a loud and nutty hip-hop type, waving his hands in the air like he just didn't care. his accomplices in dancing were two or three pre-teenage boys who turned out to be his students. after the taping completed, teach removed his fubu and began talking with friends about that night's town and country show.
foxy mcfoxerson: also mentioned here more than a few times. we are friends now, and that makes me happy. he is one of the few people aware of his nickname, and for a while he thought i had renamed him captain assclown. no, silly foxy! that was just a temporary thing.
whitelegs the pirate: i could never remember this kid's name. all i could remember was that he attended a chic-a-go-go taping and had legs even whiter than mine. he rides a vespa, apparently.
edward norton tootie: owlie says he looks like her friend tootie; i say he looks like edward norton. this is really all i know of him.
tre cool: i have not actually met this gentleman, but owlie has. she says he really is tres cool.
rapscallion: i had a huge huge huge crush on him, but he kinda did what the next bloke did...
jfk/mr. president: takes me on a date in which we have a lovely time, says he's glad we went out, and never calls again.
gramps: treats me as though i am twelve. regards me as his little sister, which is kind of sweet but also patronizing.
the fake evan: this is the guy who is on the rainbo calendars almost every year. he always looks a little bit like evan, what with the glasses and all, but he's not! he's the fake evan!
diesel boy: more of a man, really, but this sounds better. has shaggy hair and really does look like he should be wearing overpriced denim. no relation to lame-o pop-punk band of same name.
tuxedo boy: wears tuxedos around town. is charming in an oddball way, like me, and disarmingly beautiful, unlike me.
pigpen: the tenant in our apartment who hasn't moved his schtuff out. he is the biggest slob on the planet, with a nest full of hippy shit and uncleaned cat litter boxes.
the (un)happy little elf: boy who looks like an extra in lord of the rings; is misanthropic and hard to read.
gary sinise: big-time flirt who really does look like the actor. humantorch and max fischer have said that gary sinise looks like a tool. their words, not mine.
max fischer: our friend looks eerily like the star of rushmore. he is such a nice boy.
teach: crazy guy who danced on chic-a-go-go with us. he was a loud and nutty hip-hop type, waving his hands in the air like he just didn't care. his accomplices in dancing were two or three pre-teenage boys who turned out to be his students. after the taping completed, teach removed his fubu and began talking with friends about that night's town and country show.
foxy mcfoxerson: also mentioned here more than a few times. we are friends now, and that makes me happy. he is one of the few people aware of his nickname, and for a while he thought i had renamed him captain assclown. no, silly foxy! that was just a temporary thing.
whitelegs the pirate: i could never remember this kid's name. all i could remember was that he attended a chic-a-go-go taping and had legs even whiter than mine. he rides a vespa, apparently.
edward norton tootie: owlie says he looks like her friend tootie; i say he looks like edward norton. this is really all i know of him.
tre cool: i have not actually met this gentleman, but owlie has. she says he really is tres cool.
rapscallion: i had a huge huge huge crush on him, but he kinda did what the next bloke did...
jfk/mr. president: takes me on a date in which we have a lovely time, says he's glad we went out, and never calls again.
gramps: treats me as though i am twelve. regards me as his little sister, which is kind of sweet but also patronizing.
the fake evan: this is the guy who is on the rainbo calendars almost every year. he always looks a little bit like evan, what with the glasses and all, but he's not! he's the fake evan!
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