Tonight is my last night with my kitty Truman. He has always had a special place in my heart. He's the most beautiful cat I've ever seen, with bright green eyes, a pink nose, and cashmere-soft black and white fur. I adopted him when he was five weeks old, all fluff and fleas. I loved that kitten more than almost anything, the way he'd pounce on and attack anything that moved. He grew to be a giant cat with a foot-long tail and a penchant for scratching and biting.
During the weekends, when I am mostly home, he purrs and snuggles sweetly. Alas, during the rest of the week, he resents me for being gone, and he attacks both me and his kitty friend. So he is going to live with a very nice man named Noel, who already has kitties and is eager to give Truman more attention than I can.
Tonight we spend our last night together. He won't know that anything is going on until tomorrow morning, when he's put into his cat carrier to go to his new home. Until then, though, we will snuggle each other and meow at each other. And perhaps like times before, I'll cry and he'll lick the tears from my cheek. He was always a sweet cat when he needed to be one. I love him dearly.
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In memory of dear Truman, here are some cat songs that he hears on a daily basis:
1. Kitty time is a spesh-shal time, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (repeat)
2. Who is my kitty boy? Who is my kitty joy? Tru-man, Tru-man! You are my kitty boy, you are my kitty joy! Tru-man, Tru-man!
3. Who's the black and white cat that's a cat machine to all the chicks? TRUMAN! You're damn right. Who is the cat that likes rubs on his neck from his owner man? TRUMAN! Can you dig it? They say this cat Tru is a bad mother--shut yo' mouth! Talkin' about Truman.
4. Ohayo gozaimasu, Miki-Miki-Miki-Chan, Miki-Chan, ohayo, ohayo gozaimasu! (this is actually a song for his little brother, but Tru hears it all the same)
During the weekends, when I am mostly home, he purrs and snuggles sweetly. Alas, during the rest of the week, he resents me for being gone, and he attacks both me and his kitty friend. So he is going to live with a very nice man named Noel, who already has kitties and is eager to give Truman more attention than I can.
Tonight we spend our last night together. He won't know that anything is going on until tomorrow morning, when he's put into his cat carrier to go to his new home. Until then, though, we will snuggle each other and meow at each other. And perhaps like times before, I'll cry and he'll lick the tears from my cheek. He was always a sweet cat when he needed to be one. I love him dearly.
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In memory of dear Truman, here are some cat songs that he hears on a daily basis:
1. Kitty time is a spesh-shal time, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (repeat)
2. Who is my kitty boy? Who is my kitty joy? Tru-man, Tru-man! You are my kitty boy, you are my kitty joy! Tru-man, Tru-man!
3. Who's the black and white cat that's a cat machine to all the chicks? TRUMAN! You're damn right. Who is the cat that likes rubs on his neck from his owner man? TRUMAN! Can you dig it? They say this cat Tru is a bad mother--shut yo' mouth! Talkin' about Truman.
4. Ohayo gozaimasu, Miki-Miki-Miki-Chan, Miki-Chan, ohayo, ohayo gozaimasu! (this is actually a song for his little brother, but Tru hears it all the same)
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