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1. The Hideout
The walls are yellow, with lipsticked kisses all over. This bathroom has two stalls, one significantly smaller than the other. It smells very fresh and clean, but no air fresheners are visible. Lots of Depo-Provera posters and brochures. Nice soap, twisty faucets, paper towels arranged in basket. Best bathroom ever!
2. Fireside Bowl
Everybody says these bathrooms are disgusting, but you know what? While they're not sparkling, they certainly aren't that bad. Ladies, you still probably want to aim and hover, or build a toilet paper nest. But it's not as though this pink porcelain palace is crawling with rats or mold.
3. Empty Bottle
Odd layout, with two regular stalls and a third mini-room that serves as a larger stall. The graffiti here tends to be rather mean-spirited. Rarely any soap. Floor looks as though it hasn't been thoroughly cleaned in a long time, but this may be due to poor lighting.
4. Tuman's Alcohol Abuse Center
To get to the bathroom, you must walk down a somewhat narrow eight-foot hallway with low ceilings. The bathroom cleanliness ranks up there with that of the Bottle, but the graffiti is slightly less bitchy. Apparently, the men's WC is a dump in comparison.
5. Schubas Tavern
Filthy, stinkola unisex bathrooms. Obviously, it doesn't matter to men if the bathroom is unisex, because you don't need to sit when you pee. When some men leave the seat up, this means that if we want to sit, we ladies must touch the seat, which is especially dirty at Schubas.
1. The Hideout
The walls are yellow, with lipsticked kisses all over. This bathroom has two stalls, one significantly smaller than the other. It smells very fresh and clean, but no air fresheners are visible. Lots of Depo-Provera posters and brochures. Nice soap, twisty faucets, paper towels arranged in basket. Best bathroom ever!
2. Fireside Bowl
Everybody says these bathrooms are disgusting, but you know what? While they're not sparkling, they certainly aren't that bad. Ladies, you still probably want to aim and hover, or build a toilet paper nest. But it's not as though this pink porcelain palace is crawling with rats or mold.
3. Empty Bottle
Odd layout, with two regular stalls and a third mini-room that serves as a larger stall. The graffiti here tends to be rather mean-spirited. Rarely any soap. Floor looks as though it hasn't been thoroughly cleaned in a long time, but this may be due to poor lighting.
4. Tuman's Alcohol Abuse Center
To get to the bathroom, you must walk down a somewhat narrow eight-foot hallway with low ceilings. The bathroom cleanliness ranks up there with that of the Bottle, but the graffiti is slightly less bitchy. Apparently, the men's WC is a dump in comparison.
5. Schubas Tavern
Filthy, stinkola unisex bathrooms. Obviously, it doesn't matter to men if the bathroom is unisex, because you don't need to sit when you pee. When some men leave the seat up, this means that if we want to sit, we ladies must touch the seat, which is especially dirty at Schubas.
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