Dear IBM,
Very little is calming to me these days, and the few moments of respite I find are those of my evening neighborhood walks. Last time I took a stroll, I saw your lame-ass graffiti ad campaign.
Peace, love, and Linux, my foot. Where do you get off spray-painting your silly advertisements in MY fair Chicago neighborhood? How would you like it if I spray-painted the hell out of your precious Mies Van der Rohe headquarters downtown? I'm sure you wouldn't like it, and so I hope you understand how much I dislike your intrusion into my sidewalks.
I'll never buy IBM products again, and I will encourage my friends and coworkers to do the same until I see you trolls cleaning the sidewalk. Ogilvy and Mather can kiss my ass, too.
Honestly,
AT
Very little is calming to me these days, and the few moments of respite I find are those of my evening neighborhood walks. Last time I took a stroll, I saw your lame-ass graffiti ad campaign.
Peace, love, and Linux, my foot. Where do you get off spray-painting your silly advertisements in MY fair Chicago neighborhood? How would you like it if I spray-painted the hell out of your precious Mies Van der Rohe headquarters downtown? I'm sure you wouldn't like it, and so I hope you understand how much I dislike your intrusion into my sidewalks.
I'll never buy IBM products again, and I will encourage my friends and coworkers to do the same until I see you trolls cleaning the sidewalk. Ogilvy and Mather can kiss my ass, too.
Honestly,
AT
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