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Since 1978, here since 1996, with a hiatus. (It's allowed.)

Things my mother said while visiting, an abbreviated and humorous tally

"I didn't need to see that phallic symbol."

"Well, for all we know, he could be a Hasidic Jew."

"I bet you haven't cleaned this litterbox in a week!"

"Now, what exactly is the Embarca-cardio?"

"Where is your Scrabble? Why is it that every time you break up with a boyfriend, you lose your games?" (Ed. note: I would argue that I lose my game, not games.)