(this is annie)

chumpknees: we can all learn something from kenny loggins
acornface: he and his wife were talking about PASSION
chumpknees: you loved it
acornface: Their sexual relationship has changed from that hot "I gotta have you" when they first got together, to "Who are you? What's this about now? Who are we now?"
chumpknees: hahahaha. i think we all have to reevaluate how our sexual relationship with kenny loggins has changed
chumpknees: like me and you, remember we used to spoon all night listening to footloose? but not no more!

I should add that this is all fictional. You knew that, right? No
spoons, no silverware in this bed!