10. You’re in alternative ed.
9. You have a membership in the Haircolor Club for Men.
8.You spell fish with a PH.
7.You think that MTV’s “The Real World” is the real world.
6.You alternate between wearing flannel and flannel each day.
5.Every day is a Green Day!
4.You think Kurt Cobain sent you coded messages in his music.
3.You mosh your way to classes.
2. Little kids ask if they can use your sweater as a tent.
1.You can’t stop tripping over your chain wallets.

 

Props to Dave who came up with most of these.